March 2012
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Florence + The Machine and some good beer will get...
This is the part where I admit to the faceless...
The only thing I’m completely confident about is that whatever decision I’m going to make is the wrong one. So I should probably just nut up and get it over with.
At least I have alcoholism and the stress of a full-time job/full-time grad school/home ownership to keep me occupied.
Huzzah.
February 2012
I know I'm not the only one...
Me: So now that my tattoo is done I can move onto my next money-pit.
Friend: Which is?
Me: Either a bike, or finally converting my spare room into a gym. I already have some weights and a stationary bike. I want to get a bench and maybe another machine of some type. Also clear out the junk in there and set up a nice stereo/tv.
Friend: Why don't you just buy a gym membership?
Me: Because I need to lose weight before I go to a real gym.
17felines:
(910): i think I’m just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
^my life
Having a conversation with a friend about how it...
I come from a Hispanic family and I can’t stress enough how those telenovelas on Univision or Telemundo aren’t so much campy TV as they are…documentaries.
Dakota Cochrane Discusses Controversial Past as He... →
TL;DR: An ex-Sean Cody star is pursuing a career in MMA fighting and is “haunted” by his gay porn past.
*soap box*
Alright, excuse me. For a sport that is just a mini-short away from being hot man-on-man sex action you really need to stop referring to his stint as an amateur gay porn star as “a mistake”. Also, why the fuck is it necessary to repeatedly point out that he...
Any followers in:
DC?
Maryland?
Virginia?
NYC?
I’m thinking this is whereabouts my Birthday Roadtrip is going to take me. Also toying with the idea of hitting up NC/GA/TN because my aunt has a cabin in western NC that would be free for me to crash at…but I want to do something new.
“Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried...”
– George Washington (via seersuckerandmagnolias)
“The heart that
breaks open can
contain the
whole universe.”
– Joanna Macy
via crashinglybeautiful (via frenchtwist)
“Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.”
– Bill Cosby (via kinglarry)
I'm stressed/annoyed to the point that it is...
My back is killing me and I pretty much hate everybody.
Someone photoshop me an angry bear with beers in...
I need a new avatar, and my work comp doesn’t have PS.
GPOY for the whole week.
“Follow the three R’s: respect for self, respect for others and responsibility...”
– Dali Lama (via nirvikalpa)
Beers taste better when they are a gift.
I'm going to start carrying around an empty...
With the word “Fucks” embroidered on the side. Just to make my point even clearer. Some people are visual learners.
When you've had a bad evening and you just want...
I had another job interview today and I was so...
mykicks:
Black girls and white gay guys have a special bond.
^this
A word of warning to any undergrads reading this:...
I just had to babysit a room full of undergrads as my boss went to fetch the guest author. I was fielding questions, making sign in sheets so students could prove they were at the reading, and trying to make accomodations or the lack of a mic.
I let everyone know that there wouldn’t be a mic this evening so it would be best if they all sat as close to the front as possible, as they’d...
The best story ever. Ever.
Friend: I’m the IT Admin and I can see all the interoffice chats as they occur. All the girls in the office have been complaining about someone who goes into the ladies room and ruins the bathroom with “feminine odor”. So they figured it out and bought her douches and vag cream and alcohol, like a vagina care kit, and put it in a gift bag on her desk.
Me:
It's really hard for me to understand how everyone...
Friend: So there is office drama.
Me: Oh? Do tell.
Friend: Well, we have a couple of..."plump" women. They seem to be in a contest to see who weighs more.
Me: Oh, that's nothing but good.
Friend: And one of them eats TWO microwave dinner for lunch. TWO. Heats the second oen up while inhaling the first.
Me: Oh! So that's where she went! Columbia, Spirit of America, we thought we lost you.
It really is amazing the progress one person can...
Me a year ago.
Me today.
“For after all, the best thing one can do when it is raining is let it rain.”
– Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
(via madaeli26)
My friend Joe and I are going to start spraying...
The Gentlemen Street Artists. Liberate Your Lexicon.
We’re only a few years behind the rest of them.
The day just got so much better.
One of the poetry professors brought me a present, because things this application cycle have bene insane.
What did she get me?
A 6-pack of Flying Dog Classic Pale Ale and a handwritten note quoting Hunter S. Thompson.
Feeling kinda bummed out.
chasingdevon replied to your post: Trying to understand boys and it just doesn’t make sense.
Life, dude…
Why does your tumblr hate me and not let me send you messages?